I love how Nintendo’s new marketing slogan is “Because it’s Nintendo.”
Like do you even need a reason just go out and buy it because it’s Nintendo you fucks.
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods